My Platform!

Psychoboy, like the very best politicians, has no convictions. His position is whatever your position is. His issues are whatever your issues are. He’ll be asking his constituents on social media what it is he should stand for. And remember, he is a candidate for congress, so your demands don’t have to be limited by physics, common sense, or reality.

Here's some of Psychoboy's positions  based on suggestions made by voters like you:

Mandatory spaghetti Wednesdays for state functions
Eating kittens (only the ugly ones, he likes the cute ones, there's even a campaign video about it)
Coverage for women who want to get a third breast
Explosions!